Niall and Melissa: WHO DAT CHICK
So incase you are totally out of the loop, there are rumors floating around that Niall Horan has acquired an Australian lady friend called Melissa. Niall girls, such as myself, have never had to deal with actual evidence that Niall might be in a relationship. We’d show you the evidence, but lezbehonest, no one wants to see that.
We are slowly dying and planning our own funerals… No but really. We are planning our own funerals.
How are we supposed to live knowing our fave might be taken by some chick who is just as obsessed with posting selfies on Instagram as he is?! HOW?! We can’t. Now I really need to know: Where do broken hearts go?
Here’s what it’s like being a Niall girl right now.
“Did you hear Niall might have a girlfriend?”
*#congratsNiallandMelissa is trending worldwide*
There’s pics of Niall kissing her?!
THESE PICTURES ARE BLURRY THAT DOESN’T TELL US SHIT
#NiallandMelissa is still trending? WILL THIS EVER END?!
Whatever you do, don’t search “Niall and Melissa.”
Th-there’s a vine of them holding hands. Actual evidence. *tears down Niall poster hanging above bed*
I had our wedding planned. Harry was going to be our ring bearer. Don’t bail on me now, Horan.
“Do you think Niall and Melissa will last?”
50 Shades of DONE.
So until we get Niall to confirm or deny, we are faced with battling the deadly thoughts that he might be off the market. A moment of silence please.
What do you think about the Niall and Melissa dating speculations? Let us know @FakeTeamFangirl
Chandler Howard is a senior PR major. Melissa is just a decoy for the media so that her and Niall can have some privacy in their relationship. @chanandaler_14